1. What pictures overwhelm your Facebook page?
a. Funny dog memes
b. Family–including the dogs of course!
c. Scenery from hikes with your dog
d. Selfies with your dog
2. What do you consider to be the perfect evening?
a. A night out with friends dancing the night away
b. A stroll through the neighborhood with dog in tow
c. A full 3 hours at the dog park chatting with the humans about new treats and the best toys
d. Quality time with your DVR (watching recorded episodes of Too Cute of course!)
3. What is your favorite food?
a. Ice cream with lots of chocolate syrup!
b. A juicy steak that’s big enough to have left overs for the dog
c. Three Dog Bakery Honey Hearts
d. A hot dog with all the fixin’s
4. What is your favorite TV show?
a. The Puppy Bowl–it may be on only once a year but it’s worth the wait!
b.Family Guy–a little laughter never hurt anybody and Brian’s back!
c. NCIS–the drama and suspense is so exhilarating!
d. Too Cute!–I mean who wouldn’t love it? It’s baby puppies and kittens!
5. What is your idea of a soul mate?
a. Someone who will pamper you and cater to your every whim
b. Someone who loves animals and will let all 10 dogs sleep in the bed with you
c. Someone with 4 legs, a wet nose, and slobbery kisses
d. Someone who knows you inside and out and will take the dog out to potty in the pouring rain without being asked
6. What is your favorite quote?
a. “One of the most obvious ways dogs can improve our physical and mental health is via daily walks.”–Andrew Weil
b. “Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.”–Corey Ford
c. “Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog.”–Franklin P. Jones
d. “If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”–Andy Rooney
7. What do you consider to be a reasonable amount to spend on your dog each month?
a. $25 — enough for food and maybe one box of treats but she already has plenty of toys
b. $50 — enough to buy quality food and maybe a new toy every now and then
c. $75 — only the highest quality gourmet dog food for your dog and a couple new food puzzle to keep her mind stimulated
d. $100 or more — your dog lives in the lap of luxury! She deserves the best food, treats, and toys and will get nothing less–even if that mean you eat ramen for dinner most nights
Use the key below to tally your score then see just how dog-gone crazy you are!
- a=3 b=2 c=1 d=4
- a=1 b=2 c=4 d=3
- a=1 b=3 c=6 d=2
- a=4 b=3 c=1 d=2
- a=1 b=3 c=4 d=2
- a=1 b=2 c=4 d=3
- a=1 b=3 c=2 d=4
Score: 21-31: You are a CRAZY Dog Person–You love dogs with all your heart, soul and being. You would do anything for them. They are the reason you live and breath and eat food with only a couple of hairs in it. You have a passion for dogs and your world revolves around them; and that’s ok because you are in good company!
“Follow your passion, and success will follow you.” –Terri Guillemets
Score: 14-20: You think dogs are PAW-SOME–Dogs are one of your favorite things on earth. They make you happy and you can’t stand those heart wrenching commercials for the ASPCA-even if it is a worthy cause that you send a check to each month. You can appreciate your crazy dog people friends but you also love a night out without the dog–but you can’t wait to get home to that wagging tail either!
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”–Roger Caras
Score: 7-13: You think dogs are gRR-eat–Dogs are cute. You love looking a pictures of adorable puppies and love your little fur baby like a child. However, your world doesn’t revolve around them at every point and you need to take some time for people that talk about more than the best treats and coolest squeaky toys!
“Happiness is not a matter of intensity but of balance…” –Thomas Merton